I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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