I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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