I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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