my mouth tastes like poor choices
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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