I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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