I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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