Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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