she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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