Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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