It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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