It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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