We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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