Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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