He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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