okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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