he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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