I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish my penis had a tongue
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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