at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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