I love black thongs
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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