no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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