plz talk dirty to me
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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