i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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