i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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