Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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