ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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