the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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