Non-Jews are for practice
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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