the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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