She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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