I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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