My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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