WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Did I show you my penis last night?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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