Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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