He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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