I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've blown a few things in my day
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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