you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
This house was built for laser tag.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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