You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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