Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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