At least make sure they are 18
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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