i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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