i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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