i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
