I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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