Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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