fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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