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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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