i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There's always time for handjobs
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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