You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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