Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
youre lurking in front of me
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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