I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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