I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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