What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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