they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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