he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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