I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
