I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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