do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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