It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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