Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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