may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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