Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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